Hillo, you. Hee hee hee hee hee! Ee'm Kiki. Kiki's lawfing because he's wreeting Munkitty Tunkitty's column whin Munkitty Tunkitty's not looking. Hee hee hee hee hee!

Ee'm also lawfing because Munkitty Tunkitty wint along to "Big Brother's Little Brother" yisterdee with Jonty ind Cirole from lawst year ind he thought he'd be the big stor agin ind thin the producer sid thee could sit in the audience but she wouldn't film thim because nobody knew thee were coming. Hee hee hee hee hee! Kiki's lawfing reelly a lot!

Did you see Seerah ind Lisa? Thee sheed the money, didn't thee? Thee got twinty feev thousand pounds each. Kiki thinks thit's virry neece. Kiki thinks Seerah will go this evening but it's bitter thin going on the feenal neet ind thin earning no money at all ind gitting a one-minute interview. Kiki's pleased for her. Kiki leeks Seerah. Kiki thinks thee should halt the vote, though, ind just chuck Rix out. Kiki thinks Rix is sceery.