Hello. I SAID HELLO! I hate to agree with that fat fool Jonty on anything but I'm rather partial to "Doctor Who". I particularly like the Daleks because they're so malevolent. I switched on "Doctor Who" yesterday and it seemed to have moved to Channel 4 for some reason. There were two Daleks speaking all on one note about a photograph of a girlfriend and it wasn't really someone's girlfriend and then it was... suddenly the two Daleks started shouting like it was 1999 and getting rather more animated.

I sudenly realised this wasn't "Doctor Who" at all - it was Lisa and Rex on "BB". Nice to see them looking so alive and varying the pitches of their voices a bit.

What with the exciting chilli-eating incident as well things are really hotting up in the House.

That great wimp Jonty has settled on Rachel as his favourite. He says she's the nicest person in there and he doesn't like how Rex bullied her over her VT and said how boring she is post-VT.

Well, I've got news for you, chum - I LOVED it! I also love the fact that Dale was telling Maysoon how boring SHE was. We can't all have the sort of dynamic personalities Dale and Rex have, unfortunately, can we? Otherwise the world would be too interesting. Now, I have to choose between Dale and that miracle of Dalek engineering Rex to be my favourite... it has to be the Dalek but I fear he'll be EXTERMINATED next - WOOOOOOUND! RAGE!

Yours in fury, Munkitty Tunkitty