One...Two...Sree Housemates love Noirin (From Borehamwood Times)

One...Two...Sree Housemates love Noirin

3:27pm Wednesday 24th June 2009

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It's Day 21 in the Big Brother house and BB10 is fast becoming the summer of lurve!

The main object of desire is Irish maiden, Noirin, who has spent most of her time in the house drawing comedy glasses and a moustache on her face daily with a black marker pen.

Obviously a very attractive look. (Borehamwood ladies might want to try this when you go out on the pull!) It was almost within minutes of entering the BB house that Sree, who went to a very good university, declared his un-dying love for Noirin. Quite clearly Sree has not been to the university of life!

Marcus was the next housemate to declare his affections for Noirin. His appearance suggests that he would have more chance with Iron Maiden (heavy metal rock band) than the Irish maiden Noirin.

The latest fantasist lusting for Noirin has arrived from Russia with love and she has already snogged the appropriately named Halfwit. She regularly goes skinny dipping. I would prefer that she kept her clothes on.

She calls herself Angel. May I suggest this Angel of the north heads back as far north as Siberia!

As for the attractive and 'nice' Noirin, she admitted that her party piece is twirling coat hangers from her protuding nipples!

Big Brother 10 is barely three weeks old and yes...I'm loving it!

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